i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
(Source: frustgaytion, via sexcircus)
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
If that book existed I would probably kill myself half way through.
(via sexcircus)
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
(Source: hellyeahnikita, via madster1145)
